Obama hates everything he does

April 30th, 2009 Artus Register

Imagine an obsessive golfer claiming he hates the sport, or a typical shopaholic making bizarre statements about her hatred of finding a good deal.  What would you think about your cousin, the reality TV junkie swearing she can’t stand the contrived, scripted nonsense she can’t miss a second of.  Crap, right?  And those above would be fairly categorized as liars, or crazy people.

Enter U.S. President and flawless messiah, Barack Obama.

Turns out, gaffing the economy, blaming everyone but the guilty (government), destroying industry, playing God, and attempting to outmaneuver umutable, natural laws is a dirty job, but, sadly, somebody’s got to do it.

That this latest incarnation of  a state power is a liar is plain to see, and saying so should shock no one outside cave dwellings.  But the blatancy has become similar to the examples in the opening paragraph.  The latest whopper doubtless caused many a double take, and an instant did he really say that? check.

He doesn’t like to meddle in the free market.

During a another discourse in patent dishonesty, the unabashed socialist-cum-fascist made the following statements, presumably with a straight face:

If you could tell me right now that when I walked into this office, that the banks were humming, that autos were selling, and that all you had to worry about was Iraq, Afghanistan, North Korea, getting health care passed, figuring out how to deal with energy independence, deal with Iran, and a pandemic flu, I would take that deal.

I want to disabuse people of this notion that somehow we enjoy, you know, meddling in the private sector.
The best way to accomplish such a feat would be to stop doing it, or at least stop smiling as you pillage away accomplishment and pretend to wield more power than the natural laws of mathematics, economics, and human desire.

And that’s why I’m always amused when I hear these, you know, criticisms of, oh, you know, Obama wants to grow government. No. I would love a nice, lean portfolio to deal with, but that’s not the hand that’s been dealt us.

Yes, Mr. President, critics calling things exactly the way they exist in reality is hilarious. Laugh it up, buddy.  History will rightly remember you as the destroyer of free enterprise, the man who murdered the greatest system in the greatest country in history. And you dealt the hand.

So Mr. Obama would take a deal that allowed him a little extra time to focus on complete economic fascism, and destruction of only these select areas of illegality?  Of course he would.  He’s in no hurry.  The next crisis will afford government the opportunity to use it’s reverse-Midas Touch on other industries.  What’s the rush?  He has eight years to corral the entirety of the free market, and transform it into a motionless pile of socialist stagnation.

To paraphrase this insane megalomaniac:

If I could illegally use the power, might, and economic strength of this government to insert my opinion into places from which it is Constitutionally forbidden, pretend I am a king, rather than a President, continue illegal, undeclared wars and further weaken the dollar through unlawful nation building, pretend government can solve every issue and that I have extensive medical knowledge, uproot the medical ingenuity tree that is free market health care, blame everything possible on the concept of liberty, and use government to try to solve an energy issue that government created, I would.

I hate to meddle.

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